Gift for my wife

sta123

Two men are sitting at a bar. The businessman was dressed in an Armani suit while the worker in his work clothes.

The business man turns to the other and says " I bought my wife a brand new BMW and a 5 carat diamond for birthday"

The worker looks confused and say "Why two such extravagant gifts?"
"Well...if she decides she doesn't like the ring she can drive her BMW back to Tiffany's and exchange it for what she would prefer"
"Oh" says the worker" I did something similar for my wife"
"How so?" says the business man
"Well, for my wife's last birthday, I bought her a pair of slippers and a vibrator"

The business man looked truly confused
"Well..ye see..if she doesn't like the slippers she can go F*** herself"

hkwatcher

Another alternative is :
"Well..ye see..if she doesn't like the vibrator, I'll slap her buttocks with the slippers ! "  

RaymondSze

But I think that if she doesn't like the slippers, she will use the vibrator to fxxk the worker.