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[笑話] Poor Old Man

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發表於 2013-3-14 23:16:18 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式

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An old man was sitting on a bench in the park crying. Deeply concerned, a younger man walked up to him and asked "What's wrong?"

The old man sadly replied "I am married to a sexy 20 year old woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we have sex the minute I get home from work and immediately right after dinner as well."

The young man was surprised and asked "What's so bad about that? It sounds like you are having a great sex life."

The old man replied "I can't remember where I live!"
發表於 2013-3-14 23:52:55 | 顯示全部樓層
興奮到忘哂形????
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發表於 2013-3-15 00:27:07 | 顯示全部樓層
no doubt the old man was a billionare thats why the young lady would marry him
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發表於 2013-3-15 10:34:21 | 顯示全部樓層
brain not working anymore only small brother working
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發表於 2013-3-15 22:03:03 | 顯示全部樓層
The only part of the body not affected by aging is his JJ !
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