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發表於 2019-4-15 06:59:38 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
泰國夜店類別: 人妖 場所名稱: Johnnyngai 網址: 
是次消費: 1000~1499銖 日期:  消費意見 可以一試 返啅指數: 8/10

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My days of  千金散盡復再來  has gone with the wind, below is my low budget Pattaya and Bangkok report for March 2019.  All dates below are approximate.  

On 3-6,  took Bell transport (300baht) to go from BKK airport to my Soi Buakhao hotel in Pattaya, stayed in a 650b a night 2 star hotel near the Pattaya city Hospital for 2 weeks.
I noticed the following:  Soi Chayapoon   “Soi Chalermphrakiat 25” has gotten a new black top surface.  
The Den Gentlemens Club, in Soi Chayapoon has mostly big tall girls that are not suitable for little old me.  

Medical care:          The Pattaya City Hospital has doctors just like the ones in mainland China; they will over medicate you for extra profit.  I went in for coughing with colored mucus, and come out with 6 different medicine and a liter of nasal rinse saline. The 1400b bill was for 500b doctor fee, 700b medicine, 200b for administration fee. In HK, I usually get one type of antibiotic for the same type of cough.
The pharmacy near Oasis agogo charged 300b for four 50mg  SILAGRA/SILEGRA; the pills worked fine for me.  

Soi 6:       There are syt in Soi 6, but they are only for the young and han sum.  
The Red Point Bar near the beach end of Soi 6 has newly renovated rooms for 370b,  the rooms were clean and sunny and the 1000b girls were ok.  

Food :     The 300b all you can eat seafood buffet is a good value, but a little too much food for me.  The 499b Amporn Seafood Buffet was a waste of my time because when I was surrounded by 300 mainland China first time tourist, the whole place was nothing but a big mess.  The sea food selection was excellent and no mainlanders were misbehaving, but the whole dining area was nothing but a big chaotic mess. I stepped on a raw shimp, and I almost slipped and fell.   
The 299b Nai Por Buffet opposite the Pattaya bus station has all you can eat small size scallop, but the seating was hot due to the buses passing by from N Pattaya Road.   
The “Buffet 270 bath” not far from Soi 6 has very comfortable seating with an ok selection of seafood, the actual cost was 305b.  
I also like the 150b  魚肚羹 at the evening corner restaurant, located at the east end of  Soi Chayapoon.   
For lunch, many times I go to the food court at Bic C or Tesco Lotus, I eat  一飯四菜  in ac seating for 65b.   The fruit market near Colosseum Show Pattaya, located on Thep Prasit Rd has piles of durians at local prices (90b kg), accessible with 10baht songthaew.  

Gogo bars:        Want to see full nudity?  You need to stay off walking street.  The second floor of Dollhouse Agogo has them, on Soi 15, off Walking Street.   The Windmill’s  second floor has them, everyone knows.   The adult web sites recommended a few Pattaya agogo that are popular among Asians.  I tried them all and found that they have a higher proportion of pretty girls but all without full nudity, some even didn’t go topless.  


Ladyboys:      You will not see ladyboys  and dirty old men doing crazy things in the main street lb bars.   I saw them in the small Baby Boom agogo off Soi Buakhao.  I did a 15 minutes reproductive organ examination on two very feminine  ladyboys for one ladydrink + 100b tips for each. I did it in the bar because the upstair room cost 500b.   
Want to see scary looking ladymen?  Take a walk on Soi 6/1, it is parallel to Soi 6.
I tried a 3 minute raw blow job from a beautiful 21 years old lb in Bexxx bar located on the mid section of Soi Chayapoon, I cut the job short because I was afraid of catching std.  The hand job form him was exceptionally sensational; it is true that it takes a man to know how to pleasure a man.  700b for bj/hj and 1000b for backdoor access.  I tried her corn hole, but my old jj was too weak to make it in.    Am I suffering from old age dementia to think that she is beautiful?    You can answer that with the photo below.         
     
Money:        Want to save some baht to extend your sexcation?  Make extensive use of the 10baht songthaew.  They run up/down  Soi Buakhao and I connect the Soi Buakhao songthaew with other routes, I go from my 650b a night hotel to Soi 6, Walking Street,  N Pattaya Rd bus terminal, Big C, Tesco Lotus and the Na kluea Lanpo Sea Food Market.   See the maps in full size for detail.

On 3-21, I took the Soi Buakhao songthaew with 2 other routes, to go from my hotel to the bus terminal at N Pattaya Rd for only 30b.  The Taxi mafia would have charged minimum 200b.  The bus to go from Pattaya to the Bangkok Ekkamai bus terminal was another 110b.  
In Bangkok, I stayed at a 400b a night small hostel ( shared bathroom ) near BTS Ekkamai:               Visited Giftsy at MoMo twice because I think she is ok.   Visited 101 Premier twice, got a 30 year old small girl with fake tits and an arrogant 22 years old.  I don’t like fake tits, and the short fat 22 years old thought that she is a syt.  
I believe it is the strong Thai economy that is lowering the quality of girls; girls now have more chances to work in higher priced joints.  The first two times I visited 101 Premier 4 years ago, I got smiley syt both times.  

The days before heading home, I visited a no name mp located on the mid section of 101 Premier’s block.  I got an  English speaking 24 years old brown sugar for 2600b / 90 minutes, she seems to be new at this business.  Beautiful firm body about 5ft 3in tall, the only fault I could claim about her is that her nose is not as nice and pointy as the ladyboy I sexed in Soi Chayapoon.  The room was not as nice as the rooms in MoMo or 101 Premire.  

Nana plaza:     The entrance to the short time hotel is inside the second floor balcony bar.  But a drink and see fat old man going in with young girls.
Inside most go go bars, I usually buy one bottle beer + one bottle water at the beginning; it eliminated the need for the mandatory second bottle.  I wear yellow form ear plugs for the loud music, there is no need to ask me for lady drinks.   

Food:      The 550b complete dim sum buffet at  Lok Wah Hin, located on the 2nd floor of Novotel Bangkok on Siam Square,  is just as good as the ones in HK, but at 1/3 the price.   


In conclusion:       No more lady boys for me because no matter how beautiful they seem, their bodies are not as soft and smooth as real girls.  I like to hug the girls as if I were a 3 year old girl, and they were my favorite cloth dolls.  

I like young brown sugars, does anyone has information on mid priced shops in Vientiane, Laos ?            對不起,我不會中文打字, 歡迎您翻譯.      


Me & girl ?

Me & girl ?


girl ?

girl ?


10 baht

10 baht


10 baht only

10 baht only

發表於 2019-4-15 07:31:41 | 顯示全部樓層
good post so far, thx for sharing. girls are syt. I am retired old man too. lol.
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發表於 2019-4-15 07:32:14 | 顯示全部樓層
非常詳盡多謝分享
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發表於 2019-4-15 07:44:37 | 顯示全部樓層
回復 Johnnyngai ##1 的帖子

多謝詳盡包膠!唔加你分都唔得!我多年前曾經在芭堤亞意外受傷,所以非常同意你所講關於喺泰國睇醫生嘅情況!

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發表於 2019-4-15 07:49:16 | 顯示全部樓層
Good detail report.
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發表於 2019-4-15 08:51:50 用手機發表 | 顯示全部樓層
芭堤雅cheap food 果部份好正
未見過好此仔細介紹
多謝 ching
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發表於 2019-4-15 10:26:37 | 顯示全部樓層
回復 Johnnyngai ##1 的帖子

I think this is a great post.. thanks for sharing.
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 樓主| 發表於 2019-4-15 11:43:21 | 顯示全部樓層
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 樓主| 發表於 2019-4-15 11:45:55 | 顯示全部樓層
danpdd 發表於 2019-4-15 08:51
芭堤雅cheap food 果部份好正
未見過好此仔細介紹
多謝 ching

For me, every baht counts..
Cheap food and cheap girls.
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發表於 2019-4-15 13:01:55 | 顯示全部樓層
Gone with the wind
果然是退休老人
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發表於 2019-4-15 13:22:12 用手機發表 | 顯示全部樓層
用手機回應 Johnnyngai #9 的帖子

Except for the LB which is not mcot, it sounds not bad at all
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發表於 2019-4-15 13:23:54 | 顯示全部樓層
Very nice report 😘
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發表於 2019-4-15 13:39:39 | 顯示全部樓層
很豐富的內容,我都差唔多啱使了
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發表於 2019-4-15 13:41:31 | 顯示全部樓層
真係前輩
多謝分享
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發表於 2019-4-15 13:43:13 | 顯示全部樓層
Good report, full of details
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發表於 2019-4-15 13:48:58 | 顯示全部樓層
本帖最後由 kuei0127 於 2019-4-15 13:51 編輯

Personal suggestion :you can rent a bike,then you can move anywhere , 150 B /per day only (I just rent for 3 days).
If you rent it for long time, you can get more discount....
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發表於 2019-4-15 13:51:53 | 顯示全部樓層
Johnnyngai 發表於 2019-4-15 06:59
My days of  千金散盡復再來  has gone with the wind, below is my low budget Pattaya and Bangkok repor ...


Really nice report !!!
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發表於 2019-4-15 14:41:12 | 顯示全部樓層
大叔胃口真的不錯..年輕人汗顏
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發表於 2019-4-15 16:41:19 | 顯示全部樓層
多謝師兄分享睇醫生資訊
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發表於 2019-4-15 16:44:08 | 顯示全部樓層
不错不错,非常详细的报告,谢谢分享。
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